A MAN WHO IS UNABLE TO LOOK AFTER HIMSELF IS UNABLE TO LOOK AFTER A WOMAN.
This is fairly simple, gentlemen. You need to care for yourself, first. This is much the same as loving yourself before loving another.
Personal hygiene! Please! As a female, I can tell you that we love smelling you. This may sound weird, but it is not. Each and every one of you has a very distinct smell. If your woman is attracted to you, I can guarantee that she is attracted to your scent, as well. So, clean yourself! Even if you do not wash your hair every single day, at least wash your body. Please! Let your lady smell your good scent.
Go to the dentist. You may have great teeth, but you still need the dentist. Having gone through braces back in middle school, my teeth are near perfect. I brush them twice a day and floss. Still, when I go to the dentist, they end up scrapping plaque off the edges of my teeth. This may sound disgusting, but we all go through it. Deal. If you hate the dentist, you are not the only one! I loathe it! However, it is a necessary evil.
Get a haircut and shave! I am all for sexy floppy hair, but usually, sexy floppy hair is a product of a professional stylist's hand. Just go freaking cut your hair! Now, some of you prefer not to shave. You have your own style. I completely understand, as long as you keep it tidy. I love stubble and short facial hair. I really do. But even stubble and short facial hair need tending to.
Bottom line, please, please, please, keep yourself clean!
Monday, January 6, 2014
Rule #230
WHEN GOING OUT, DO NOT ASK HER WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO. TAKE CHARGE AND DECIDE.
One thing that us women dread is when a man lets us decide where to go on a date. I realize that it may stress you out some, but, for most women, as long as they are with you, they are happy. Just take charge. If you want to take her to a clown show, then take her to a clown show!
One thing that us women dread is when a man lets us decide where to go on a date. I realize that it may stress you out some, but, for most women, as long as they are with you, they are happy. Just take charge. If you want to take her to a clown show, then take her to a clown show!
Rule #32
A GIRL'S DREAM IS TO OWN SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO YOU. WHEN SHE HAS THAT, SHE FEELS EXTRA CLOSE TO YOU.
This "something" could be as simple as an old sweatshirt. Sure, it is not shiny or new, but it is yours, and in turn, it is hers. It is the novelty of the idea. This whole idea may sound a bit cheesy, but it will put a smile on her face. A large portion of guys tend to overlook the idea of simplicity where their ladies are concerned. The fact is, a true lady will absolutely love it if you give her your old sweatshirt or a t-shirt that you love. Keep it simple, gentlemen.
This "something" could be as simple as an old sweatshirt. Sure, it is not shiny or new, but it is yours, and in turn, it is hers. It is the novelty of the idea. This whole idea may sound a bit cheesy, but it will put a smile on her face. A large portion of guys tend to overlook the idea of simplicity where their ladies are concerned. The fact is, a true lady will absolutely love it if you give her your old sweatshirt or a t-shirt that you love. Keep it simple, gentlemen.
Sunday, January 5, 2014
Rule #29
GOOD GRAMMAR IS SEXY!
This is no way that I could possibly stress this any more. Being the grammar nazi that I am, good grammar is a MUST! If you cannot differentiate between "your" and "you're", I'm sorry, but we are parting ways.
Freshman year of high school, I was paired with a group of skater boys for a project. Of course, I ended up doing all the work. Well, that is, until I put my foot down and began delegating tasks.
One of the boys, who I could tell had developed a slight crush on me, was writing on our poster regarding various plants. Abruptly, he stopped writing and looked up at me in complete confusion. I asked him what he needed help with. Can you guessed what he was confused about? He was confused about how to spell a word. Now, this was not some Latin word that we often see in studies of science. This was a word that is taught during elementary school.
"Function". That was the word. He had no clue how to spell function. My jaw dropped open and I just stared at him. Luckily, our teacher stepped in and explained how to spell function. Now, I realize that every now and again, we forget how to spell words, or we simply do not know. However, the book was laying open right in front of him with the heading, written in big bold letters, spelling "Function".
After class, he came up to me and asked if I would go out on a date with him. Now, this was when I was going through my ice princess phase and so I was not the nicest. I looked at him with an emotionless face and said, "I don't date guys who can't spell function." And I turned and walked away.
Grammar is so ridiculously important! I cannot stress this enough! Not only will it help you to succeed, but it is also quite an attractive trait to possess.
This is no way that I could possibly stress this any more. Being the grammar nazi that I am, good grammar is a MUST! If you cannot differentiate between "your" and "you're", I'm sorry, but we are parting ways.
Freshman year of high school, I was paired with a group of skater boys for a project. Of course, I ended up doing all the work. Well, that is, until I put my foot down and began delegating tasks.
One of the boys, who I could tell had developed a slight crush on me, was writing on our poster regarding various plants. Abruptly, he stopped writing and looked up at me in complete confusion. I asked him what he needed help with. Can you guessed what he was confused about? He was confused about how to spell a word. Now, this was not some Latin word that we often see in studies of science. This was a word that is taught during elementary school.
"Function". That was the word. He had no clue how to spell function. My jaw dropped open and I just stared at him. Luckily, our teacher stepped in and explained how to spell function. Now, I realize that every now and again, we forget how to spell words, or we simply do not know. However, the book was laying open right in front of him with the heading, written in big bold letters, spelling "Function".
After class, he came up to me and asked if I would go out on a date with him. Now, this was when I was going through my ice princess phase and so I was not the nicest. I looked at him with an emotionless face and said, "I don't date guys who can't spell function." And I turned and walked away.
Grammar is so ridiculously important! I cannot stress this enough! Not only will it help you to succeed, but it is also quite an attractive trait to possess.
Rule #336
SHOW HER OFF IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS.
There are few things that can make a girl feel more cherished than showing her off. Now, I am not talking about treating her like a trophy or shiny new object. I am simply saying that bringing her with you when you go to hang out with your buddies, will make her feel pretty damn special.
Not only does it show that you truly care about her, but it also shows that you a proud of her. You are proud to have her at your side.
You see, it truly is the little things that us women feel in our hearts.
Cherish her. Show her off to your friends.
There are few things that can make a girl feel more cherished than showing her off. Now, I am not talking about treating her like a trophy or shiny new object. I am simply saying that bringing her with you when you go to hang out with your buddies, will make her feel pretty damn special.
Not only does it show that you truly care about her, but it also shows that you a proud of her. You are proud to have her at your side.
You see, it truly is the little things that us women feel in our hearts.
Cherish her. Show her off to your friends.
Rule #225
SHE WILL LOVE THAT "CUTE SMIRK". PROMISE.
I, myself, love a good smirk. It is quite sexy. Though, there is no such thing as a "cute" smirk. Smirks are used for one purpose, and one purpose only... intentions. Of course, there is not a certain type of intention that a smirk pertains to. A smirk is quite universal. Use it.
I, myself, love a good smirk. It is quite sexy. Though, there is no such thing as a "cute" smirk. Smirks are used for one purpose, and one purpose only... intentions. Of course, there is not a certain type of intention that a smirk pertains to. A smirk is quite universal. Use it.
Rule #216
ALWAYS HOLD THE DOOR FOR A LADY, NOT BECAUSE SHE IS A LADY, BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE A GENTLEMAN.
There is not much for me to interpret here. Though, after contemplating this rule, I have concluded that I, myself, may, in fact, be a gentleman. I hold doors for people all of the time, not just ladies.
Fun fact: Back in medieval times, holding the door for someone was a promise that you would not kill them. Of course, extreme measures such as this are not taken anymore, but holding the door for someone now holds a much different meaning.
There is not much for me to interpret here. Though, after contemplating this rule, I have concluded that I, myself, may, in fact, be a gentleman. I hold doors for people all of the time, not just ladies.
Fun fact: Back in medieval times, holding the door for someone was a promise that you would not kill them. Of course, extreme measures such as this are not taken anymore, but holding the door for someone now holds a much different meaning.
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